Dec 24

Best thing I've read on tumblr.

• Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
• Student : Yes, sir.
• Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
• Student : Absolutely, sir.
• Professor : Is GOD good?
• Student : Sure.
• Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
• (Student was silent.)
• Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor: Is satan good?
• Student : No.
• Professor: Where does satan come from?
• Student : From … GOD …
• Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
• Student : Yes
• Professor: So who created evil ?
• (Student did not answer.)
• Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
• Student : Yes, sir.
• Professor: So, who created them ?
• (Student had no answer.)
• Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
• Student : No, sir.
• Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
• Student : No , sir.
• Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
• Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
• Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
• Student : Yes.
• Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
• Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
• Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
• Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
• Professor: Yes.
• Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
• Professor: Yes.
• Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
• (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
• Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
• (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
• Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
• Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
• Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
• Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
• Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
• Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
• Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
• Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
• Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
• (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
• Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
• (The class was in uproar.)
• Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
• (The class broke out into laughter.)
• Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
• (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
• Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
• Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
• That student was Albert Einstein.

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100 Running Songs! (The image links to the original article)

In no particular order:

1. Afrojack – Take Over Control
2. Bruno Mars – Runaway Baby
3. Kelly Clarkson – Whyawannabringmedown
4. Barenaked Ladies – One Week
5. Kanye West – Champion
6. The Offspring – The Kids Aren’t Alright
7. T.I. – Bring Em Out
8. Lady Gaga ft. Colby O’Donis – Just Dance
9. Chris Brown – Yeah 3x
10. Alien Ant Farm – Smooth Criminal
11. YoungBloodz – Imma Shine
12. Beyonce & Jay Z – Crazy In Love
13. Black Eyed Peas – Pump It
14. Neon Trees – Animal
15. LMFAO ft. Lil Jon – Shots
16. Usher ft. Will-I-Am – OMG
17. Willow Smith – Whip My Hair
18. Rihanna – Disturbia
19. Will-I-Am ft. Mick Jagger & Jennifer Lopez – T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)
20. Tinie Tempah ft. Wiz Khalifa – Till I’m Gone
21. Samantha Jade – Step Up
22. Fatboy Slim – Rockafeller Skank
23. Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo & Afrojack- Give Me Everything
24. Outkast – Hey Ya
25. Nicki Minaj – Starships
26. Will Smith – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It
27. Prodigy – Breathe
28. Janelle Monae ft. Big Boi- Tightrope
29. Kanye West – Power
30. Ke$ha – Blow
31. Destiny’s Child – Survivor
32. Nicki Minaj & David Guetta – Turn Me On
33. Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Stop The Party
34. Chris Brown – I Can Transform Ya
35. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger
36. Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)
37. Lenny Kravitz – Are You Going To Go My Way
38. Skrillex – Bangarang
39. Usher – More
40. Rihanna – Breakin Dishes
41. Smash Mouth – All Star
42. Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – Let’s Go
43. La Roux – Bulletproof
44. Madcon – Beggin’
45. LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It
46. Michael Franti & Spearhead – Say Hey (I Love You)
47. Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris – Baby
48. Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
49. Pink – Raise Your Glass
50. Rick Ross – Push It
51. Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Phunk With my Heart
52. Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
53. Christina Aquilera ft. Nicki Minaj – WooHoo
54. Eminem – Lose Yourself
55. Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)
56. Trapt – Headstrong
57. Salt ‘N Pepa – Push It
58. T-Pain – Church
59. The Veronicas – 4ever
60. LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
61. Eminem – Won’t Back Down
62. The Ting Tings – That’s Not My Name
63. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – We Found Love
64. Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil’ Wayne – Let It Rock
65. DJ Khaled – Out Here Grindin’
66. Lenny Kravitz – Where Are We Runnin’?
67. Fabolous – Breathe
68. Jessie J – Domino
69. Kris Kross – Jump
70. Flo Rida ft. Sia – Wild Ones
71. Kanye West & Jay Z – Ni**as In Paris
72. Drake ft. Lil Wayne & Tinie Tempah – The Motto (Remix)
73. Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
74. Cobra Starship – You Make Me Feel…
75. Britney Spears – I Wanna Go
76. Enur ft. Natasja & Mims – Calabria 2008
77. Fergie – Here I Come
78. Eve – Tambourine
79. Outkast – B.O.B.
80. House Of Pain – Jump Around
81. Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You
82. Gwen Stefani – The Sweet Escape
83. Fort Minor – Remember The Name
84. Paramore – Ignorance
85. Lady Gaga – Born This Way
86. Linkin Park – Papercut
87. Rihanna – Where Have You Been
88. B.o.B ft. Rivers Cuomo – Magic
89. Selena Gomez & The Scene – Love You Like A Love Song
90. Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
91. Matchbox Twenty – How Far We’ve Come
92. ATC – All Around The World
93. Beyonce – Countdown
94. Christina Aguilera – Fighter
95. Kanye West – Stronger
96. Flo Rida – Good Feeling
97. Smash Mouth – I’m A Believer
98. DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg – All I Do Is Win
99. Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes
100. Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder

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The adventures of Charleston: 25 Things You Should Know About Cellulite -

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• It’s much more common in woman than in men because of the way our fat, muscle, and connective tissues are distributed. About 80 to 90 percent of women have it, includingcelebs like Jillian Michaels.

• Why does it look lumpy? When fat cells push up against our skin, and the fibrous tissue…

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